we are the substitute people
{we are intrepid. we carry on.}

Glenda, sometimes Panda. 20 y/o Canadian girl-creature with ambiguous sexual preferences. I like dogs, pandas, theatre, and various fandoms. When I grow up I want to make costumes for a living.





tagged:

#poor suckers

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tagged:

#yesssss
#raywood

puppetamateur:

okay but consider these

  • 'oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there'
  • met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
  • waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
  • 3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
  • it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
  • 'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there'
  • eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
  • well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
  • 'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late'
  • 'wait, have we met before?' 'no, i think i wouldve remembered' just in any context just do it okay
  • ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au
  • fLORIST AU

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paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

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tagged:

#Joseph fink
shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average

shslscubadiver:

Gotta raise up that Gay-Point-Average


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tagged:

#pandas

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So glad @megturney moved to Austin. Turns out me, @IAmLindsayJones and @GavinFree were always in a 4 man crew, she was just late as fuck.


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tagged:

#hawkeye
#marvel

I’m an orphan raised by carnies fighting with a stick and a string from the Paleolithic era. So when I say this looks “bad”? I promise you it feels worse.


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padalickingood:

Kdin was a little nutty in this newest let’s build

padalickingood:

Kdin was a little nutty in this newest let’s build


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tagged:

#dogs
#puppy!!!!!!

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